January 2012
132 posts
December 2011
110 posts
If you are a Beatles blog or post a lot of Beatles...
sgtsubmarine:
fuckyeahbiologicalresearch:
harryandthebeatles:
muahahjahaha
i read marijuana
hi. i
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I want followers :(
See what your followers really think.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. PINK = I think you are unattractive. GREY = I wish you would notice me
Ask me things:
1 Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down?
2 What’s the last thing you touched, other than your computer?
3 Could you spend a whole night with the last person you kissed?
4 Is there someone you want to be with?
5 What was the last text you sent about?
6 Do you have somewhere you hide things you don’t want anyone else to find?
7 Is there anyone you have been avoiding lately?
8 When was the last time you talked to your best friend?
9 Do you hate the last person you kissed?
10 Have you ever kissed someone you weren’t dating?
11 Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
12 Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
13 Are you a jealous person?
14 If you could hug someone right now, who would it be?
15 Do you have any of your friends as relatives on Facebook?
16 Think of the last person who said I love you to you; do you think they meant it?
17 Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are?
18 Would you ever smile at a stranger?
19 Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
20 Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
21 How often do you listen to music?
22 Do you wear jeans or trackies more?
23 Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
24 Are you a social or anti-social person?
25 Can you recall the last time you liked someone?
26 Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
27 What was the last time you were teased about something?
28 Are all of your friends in relationships?
29 Have you ever seen the last person you kissed without a shirt?
30 Can you honestly say you’re happy right now?
Reblog if you have more posts than followers...
